Do me a favor and prank call this place.
 

BLah.

Sweet. Quickly edit your post so no one else knows.

I'm telling....

LOL. Do it.

I don't know who I'm telling on, however. This is key.

Say that Jesus Christ posted a thread in a forum to call you.

I'm not really going to call. Though, that would be funny.

Ahh. I'll rep you anyways.

i might
later

Points for nothing. It must be my lucky day, or some shit.

I'm expecting you to, Bizzle to the Dizzle.

Haha...

"Jesus told me to call you on the sonic youth message boards"

*ten minutes later we get a guy on the forum from the place...

Basically.

Threads are fun when some of the people are on your ignore list. It's fun to make up what the people are saying.

Hey dudes, prank call my mom okay? she says i can't go to the mall today and that ain't right.

Long distance...my parents would be mad...which is stupid...

I know, my parents totally got mad at me when I cheated at Scrabble last night.

Dude, I cheated at monopoly with my sister!

I'm telling...

Confusing post, but I think I get it.

What does an ignored post look like?

Like this.

Instead of the posts of those you are ignoring it says "this message is hidden because Hayden is on your ignore list"

It's ringing but no one is answering...I hung up.

Dang. They have gotten tons of calls tonight. They might be ignoring it.

Fuckers would not pick up.
Hey, 777

If rock is 5, if rock is 5, if rock is 5,
then Britney Spears is 6, Britney Spears is 6, Britney Spears is 6 and if Britney Spears if 6 then
Julian is 7, Julian is 7, Julian is 7!