Strategies for flirting with people on message boards
 

Im running out of ideas.... any suggestions?

don't try so hard? :confused:

oh. and get rid of batman.

its not necessarily for this board... this is the only board where adam west comprises my sig.

Just follow me and proky's flirtations.

Don't tell anyone about your moustache.

ok then.

play this.

Also don't tell them you shoot blanks.

should, could, would, are gonna

No, see edit.


Leave me I am still sleepy.

Post cool pictures of yourself. Also, tell them how much you love Ghostbusters.

I love ghostbusters so much it makes my extension cord (see also: winkie-wang) ache.

HOTSECHS NOW K?

your best bet is to leave your basement and meet some real humans.

Then don't wink.

worst. advice. ever.

hell, lotsa chicks wanna cl;ean guy who shoots blanks. that way you could shoot directly into her ute, shoving past any mucus blocks in her cervix and it would make no difference! Just have her "leaking out" for a few hours longer than usual

am I right fellas???

yeah, wtf tesla?!?!

rob's graphic depiction of copulation made me regurgitate.

but its famous! is it too pedo?

Pussy.

I'm going to make you cry for that. :mad: