Your favorite news story of the day?
 

Here's mine. Lesson learned: Don't call the cops if you're driving drunk! Um... duh!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22894013/

Guess you can't trust anybody nowadays...

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyE...T9930020080128

Has it been 10 years already? How time does fly...

because after a couple bottles of Mad Dog, babies start to look like TV dinners.

Well yeah, I mean, you remember the old cartoons where people were starving and their friend would look like a big cheeseburger?

Hee hee. I would so rep you if I could.

Yeah, I couldn't either. Popular guy, that floatingslowly...

some local news about a person being charged for physically assaulting someone using a frozen fish as a weapon.

great topic

yeah, i saw that one about the drunk driver calling 911...

read this one? shawshank-esque
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/17....ap/index.html

Haha, yeah, I saw that one the other day. You think prisons would be watchful of breakout attempts that mimic movies.

O's-Mariners trade talks stall

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/b...,4465915.story

I follow this shit all winter long.....I need help.

Pot vending machines would be a great way for junior highs and high schools to make money.