i have mumps
 

aww that does fuckin suck, is that where your cheeks swell and all that? i fuckin had that when i was a youngster, not nice especially with my older brother poking fun at me and calling me the staypuff marshmallow man from ghostbusters in front of all his uber-cool punk buddies, i share your pain chuck..

aww, that's to bad man, here, lemme take some of yr pain.

That sucks bad. I have a feeling I was lucky enough to have mumps while I was still in nappies.

Okay, that's the pleasantries over with. Now post a picture, I wanna see how bad it looks.

heres a photo:

Shit, that looks really bad.

But you get kudos for having a sense of humour in the face of such adversity.

I always find serious illness to be a good excuse for hermitic behavior.

Hope you feel better soon!

God damn what a bummer.

Damn... I feel your pain man. I've had a cystistis for 2 weeks now, and the antibiotics didn't do shit. It's getting REALLY annoying.

i hope that weird al yankovic makes a comeback and releases a "My Mumps" version of that Black Eyed peas song in your honor.

get well soon! *hug*

"Get well. Get well soon. We wish you to get well!"
-Seinfeld

Hey, Lucyrules, you gettin' better yet?

how about measles, or rubella?

In the 21st Century? Fuck that!!!