"Why I hate living in Kentucky" - by Josh Yeary
 

I was telling this guy at work
about Evelyn Glennie yesterday
because -

no surprise

- he's never heard of her.

When I was done, he said,
"Oh yeah? That's nothin';
I saw a blind guy
who could toss horse shoes."

This is why I hate
living in Kentucky.

the phrase "move yourself and save" implies that yr alone, "movin' yrself". but the picture at the hot springs show a guy and a chick, implying that yr with someone else, "movin' yrselves." i'm confused about the message here.

kidnapping?

i was trying to figure out if they were talking about clubbing the baby seal or knockin' boots.... :D

Who is Evelyn Glennie?

She's an amazing percussionist who also happens to be deaf.

there is a pretty cool documentary about ms glennie that captures her and fred frith playing in this massive abandoned sugar factory.

good vibrations

Touch The Sound is the name...

And remember, this simplistic "advice" comes from a guy who moved away from a city he loves to someplace that he has complained nonstop about since his arrival.

are you from kentucky originally?

im moving this week, bitches.

oh yes i'm moving.

eat that.

You're not moving back to DC.

dc didn't give me $$ to make a movie

new mexico did

i'm staying!

albuquerque is nice-- and has a good airport

enchiladas, anyone?

maybe if you say it enough, it will be true!

I love New Mexico personally; some of my fondest childhood memories come from living there.

eat your heart out, bitches

albuquerque is a decent town, and cheap to live in. i'm just worried about the burglary rates.

i'm considering a new friend...

This would only really apply if I were jealous.
Jealous of living somewhere I would rather not live for the sake of a "comfortable living," all the while telling others that a simple solution to their own geographic dissatisfaction is to uproot their lives and move elsewhere.