Likes cock/ Will get cock
 

Your stories, not mine.

I'm off the cock for a while.

So, I have a dildo I use on my girlfriend when she's feeling like being double penetrated. But she told me she'd fuck me in the ass with it if I could get a strap-on attachment for it. Kinda hot.

hahahahha, youre suhc a kinky couple

i remmebr the oledfer theard. .hahh

Alcoholic!

It's weird as fuck, she's not really "kinky", like.. she never talks about sex.. she's real quiet and innocent.. but she has me do some weird shit to her..

She takes my cum and rubs it into her skin.. which isn't really hot.. but she likes to do it.. it kinda grosses me out in hindsight.. I think about her mom kissing her cummy cheek later..

wait, so yr gonna let her fuck you in the ass w/ a strap on?!?!?!

PRUDE ATTACK

lol, nah im not a prude.... just think it's funny when guys like stuff in their butt when their straight. other than that i'm open!

I like that when I clicked on this thread, it was directly above a thread about The Gilmore Girls.

of course I like stuff in my butt.

rather, my prostrate loves stuff.

why not milk it?

I'm always fascinated when I see people getting so deep on their private and sexual life over here.

haha strange.

A girl who wanted the cock, or at least liked it, asked me for my number last night outside the pub. I assumed she was joking, so I laughed and told her to fuck off. Then she looked disappointed. :(

I had been hit on earlier by an embarrassingly drunk girl for putting 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' on the jukebox and wasn't in the mood. In hindsight, I am a complete knobhead.

totally agreed.

i had sex with a girl recently and i came on her stomach and she started to rub it in, which totally grossed me out, i wondered would she do the same thing if i sneezed on her

i like my cock.

i demand pictures. of her mom too.

Okay:



No mom pics yet.

She's fat though...