A question for the ladies
 

I have received several emails lately suggesting that all that women really want is a good hard 12" cock. Does this mean that I should take the flowers and choclates that I was going to give for Valentines Day back to the petrol station for a refund?

it's always about the cock. girls care about nothing else.

Thanks for clearing that up.

oh, thank gawd.

no need for chocolates!

ahem.

Chocolate cocks, that's what they like

Exactly what I meant. What were you thinking I was talking about?

Absolutely 100% true.

The wikipedia page about roosters is actually really funny

Clever

Girls just wanna have funds.

Girls suxx.

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You guys apply so well to all these!

i think 12" would just cause pain no?

12" wouldn't even go in all the way...length is not that relevant anyway. not that it isn't helpful. 8 will do thanks.

less than that has.

but at 12" i believe it just remains kinda floppy, so the stabbing power disappears.

i've seen enough porn flicks to have observed that.

huge cock = floppy cock

depends where you put it