Fill me in.
 

Who's hot, who's not, who's snot, who's changed their username, who's not talking to who, who's arguing with who, who's having a hiatus, who's kissed who, who's going to fill me in in one sentence?

And you are?

me and girlgun have been competing in pretty much everything since she realized I rocked so much harder than her.

rob is in denial because i rock so hard and rob's ego is bruised.

Girlgun rocks harder, and faster.

don't listen to these traitors.

Same old story, same old song
Goes all right till it goes all wrong
Now you're going, then you're gone
Same old story, same old song???

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we need DOOSL.

Now just to remind myself.

Rob: funny and beardy
girlgun: harder and faster
sonicl: king of the board
✌➬: I'll get it, never fear

If girlgun was a guy, I would totally date her. Fuck that I would go hetero for her. She is my hero.

Aah! A clue!

Have you taken that bird up the aisle yet?

hello mr. pookie. i have actually heard a lot about you. it's very nice to cross paths with you.

sincerely,

she who rocks harder than rob - aka girlgun

i have no shame in saying that if girlgun was a guy I'd go gay.

ha!

God, I've missed you.

Indeed yes. Taken her up the aisle, got tired and jaded with married life, divorced, remarried, had two more children...

Only the first part of that was true.

Incidentally, I'm sorry I missed you when you came in the other day. We must arrange to go for lunch one day. (That was genuine, not "Oh we simply must do lunch...")

Now I'm intrigued.

i'd have to be a guy with a big ass.

it was all good, pookie!

see? girlgun knows what I likes.

I was just drawn out of my office by the sound of mooses mating.

I was wrong.

it was elk.

I hope this helps.

By "Elk," he means "Winos."

Mooses? I thought it was meese.