The SYG improvised soap opera
 

I'm the town doctor but I have an evil brother who is a heavy drinker that gets into trouble a lot.

good for you...

dammit all to hell.

ever since this post:


I had made a large-sum bet that synthecticutically (squared) would be the one to start this thread (with himself in place as "mom" and clone as "daddy").

I was wrong.

now I owe myself money.

fucking shit.

I'm sleeping with your wife who is actually a dude who is having an affair with the mayor's daughter who is having an affair with a test tube.

No you got it wrong, Clone would be the slave in the cellar. And Glice would be the daddy, you now size over beauty.

If I find myself involved in this 2 days= 3 months malt-worthy landslide of endless entertainment, I'd like to base my character around "Tabatha" from Passions (I think...)

Eugh. Passions is terrible. They have witches and everything.

I don't watch Soap Operas, I watch Telenovelas.

Yes, Tabatha.
I don't consider myself a "soapie". Never have. However, I started watching Passions. I couldn't stop. It's damn addictive, if you give it a month or two....

I was unemployed for a while.

oh gawd!!! no!!!!

I used to be an aficionado, so I pretty much now all the story lines, and angles, etc, etc, etc.

Soaps suck.

So I'm guessing you don't shower much.

Funny you say this, I was just about to go shower. Ask Alien Anal if you don't think I'm fo' reel.

So you and Alien Anal shower together? God so many fags in this forum.

But actually it is my twin brother's wife, you see she claims I'm her husband because it gets her more respect. I owe her one because she killed the person who knew that I was pretending to be my twin brother in order to commit a heinous crime.

Yeah man. You know, despite the fact he lives on the other side of Australia.

What, e-sex doesn't count?

Flop, they obviously haven't discovered webcams yet.

Come, Australia. Get there.

EDIT: come= come on