Would Dan Rather?! (Questions)
 

what would dan rather do?




if you were dan rather would you rather?

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung?

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS?

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion?

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast?

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race?

7. Change yr career or yr legacy?

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story?

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?"

11. Do the report with the coat or without? Collar up or down?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rA0_WdpNUU

Don't look at me.

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? 3-WAY.

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? Dan doesn't get beaten; he does the beating.

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? seriously? donate. all the way.

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? in a perfect world, the soviets and amerikkkans would invade at the same time.

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? audio. that way THE PEOPLE can still see my pretty face.

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? I've done both. neither is as exciting as fucking Connie Chung.

7. Change yr career or yr legacy? my career IS my legacy.

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? I have no idea what yr talking about.

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." this is a joke about the french, isn't it?

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" freestyle rap.

I used to want to fuck connie chung back in the 80's

who's dan?

#2 - I choose chased and beaten because it gave us an awesome R.E.M. tune.

i just googled dan and this showed up:

what an exciting story!

This was far too early in the morning for me.

He's too busy drinking single malts with Walter Conkrite at the Press Club.

if you were dan rather would you rather?

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung?

chinese pussy ftw. geta was interesting when she was uglier and on pbs. now: foul bitch.

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

what would be my chances to kick the other guy's ass?

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS?

who knows!

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion?

both?

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast?

video

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race?

how about broadcasting in drag?

7. Change yr career or yr legacy?

who cares about either--i'm a non-entitiy

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story?

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."

um...

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?"

NFC

...

i flunked, didn't i?

that's not what the tape shows....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlYRWD_tnA

Yr chances were slim to none in 1968, and at the age yr at now, Slim done packed up and left town.


maybe if yr packin heat....

Which Dan, ALIEN ANAL or Danny himself?

Dan Rather is or was a respected television news journalist, here in America.

Oh haaha I get it now ;)