Old or Nat
 

One was a merry old soul with a pipe and a bowl, the other had a penchant for roasting chestnuts on an open fire.

But which do you think you would rather have had afternoon tea with if they were still alive (or indeed had ever existed outside of a nursery rhyme)?

i can't be doing with crooners

Nat King Cole bugs the crap out of me.

Old King Cole is smoking Nat in his pipe!