I Feel Like Shit...
 

Getting sick is no fun. Especially at work. Ugh...

you just need a good friend

Spanking time is at night.

you said you felt like shit, not like some gross shenanigans i dont wanna hear about










DIE.

I am, got, those are rough on my nose, I need cleanex?

kleenex are for pussies. oh god and those horrible ones with lotion in them. they're like greasy. i need some traction:


the quilted quicker picker upper, BITCH.

We use those for the toilet.

to clean it or to wipe?



this is for wiping in my household.

what a bunch of weaklings

Nose or Ass?

cantanky- both.

im feeling shit as well
throat is sore, cant swallow with out cringing in pain
my grandma is going to be dead any second-minute-hour-day now
was humiliated yesterday at a place where i should feel comfortable

Nose, ass, teeth, armpits, cat...

i can top that

psch psch...

MAN UP

better yet,

more like ultimate.

i guess you would enjoy this

I bet you would, you sick fuck.