Lurker For Dummies
 

A quick recap for those who have previously ignored this fine posters contributions.

Lurker

Loves :
Zappa
The Mighty Boosh
Charlie Brooker

Has wondered:
if Americans use the word "Twat"
if he should type with a stutter

Has had doubts:
about his own troll status

Has witnessed:
a burglary

Believed:
rumours that Sonic Youth were breaking up

Woo!

I actually can't remember the stuff about the burglary or Sonic Youth breaking up.

You were too fucked up. We had to carry you home.

This edition of 'Lurker For Dummies' is out of date. I no longer love Zappa.

Why did you change your post from "I actually remember the stuff about the burglary" to "I actually can't..."?

Eh? Eh?

Simple mistake.

Pookie's really going all out for the attention of Lurker!!

a word for the wise, Lurker. make that bastard buy you flowers first....make him buy you flowers. :(

Hahahah

Haha

Whereabouts in England are you Lurker?

I'm at a loose end, I could pop over with thoe flowers.

I'm wherever the road takes me!

nice sig, you mocking bastard.

I so wish I was a girl right now.

alright. don't get clingy. it's over between you and I. OVER I SAY!

No! I really didn't want it turn out this way floating, it just, you know, things happened. I don't decide how I feel.......

Just a gooseberry again.

I don't know what a gooseberry is apart from those fruit that no one eats.

nobody told me there was pie.

O there's pie alright..


[What the fuck is going now?]