summarize your sex life with a star wars quote
 

some hilarious shit this geek stole from fark that /b/ claims they started.




currently:
Take care of yourself ... I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it? :(


circa 2004:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. :D


a long, long time ago:
Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked. :eek:

"This little one's not worth the effort."

Governor Tarkin:
"Surely he must be dead by now."

Han Solo:
" Yeah, but this time I've got the money"

C-3PO:
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up! "

Princess Leia:
" Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? "

Wedge Antilles (Red 2): Look at the *size* of that thing!
Red Leader: Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.

Princess Leia:
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

Han Solo:
" One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ALIEN ANAL again.






that shit's more hilarious than the stuff that had me snickering for an hour on the other sites!!

Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

Han Solo:
"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! "

Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

C-3PO:
"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault! "

circa 2003:

"Well, Your Worship, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer."

Han Solo:
"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

"Slow down and we'll get under him. Lando, open the top hatch."

Obi-Wan:
"Oh, he's not dead... Not yet."

Yoda:
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! "

THREEPIO: Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!