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I know. The judicial system will simply never understand True Love.

"I looked at the statutes and spoke to the attorney general's office," he said. "This was a very unusual set of circumstances, and this is the law that most closely applied to the situation."

How ridiculous. They really need to put some more enforcement teeth into their toilet-loitering laws!

I read about this last week. so gross. she had a sever phobia and would not leave the bathroom. her ass flesh grew around the toilet seat and fused itself to it like a fecal cyborg. they had to take her to the hospital with the seat attached.

TWO FUCKING YEARS

insane.

the real world is far far stranger than anything movies can show us, stupid shitty fucking movies. Goddamn how I hate them fucking shitty movies

thank gawd I'll never have to worry about this. Girlbung doesn't use toilets.

Neither will I. I use them, but never sit down.

Thank god, my only phobia is straight people.