"I dont know, I'm not a fortune teller..."
 

So I call the local FYE cuz that is the only Ticketmaster location local to me, and I try all morning, cuz no one is answering, and finally somebody answers, and so I politely ask, what are the hours, and the ticketmaster hours, she says 10-9 and 10-7. I say Good, I explain that I am trying to get radiohead tickets in the morning and I was curious if the ticketmaster opens and is up and running at 10 sharp or if there is a lag, and she tells me, "I dont know, I am not a fortune teller"

a simple yes or no would have been appropriate, I was just asking to plan where the fuck to post up, cuz last time the website at ticketmaster almost crashed and ticketmaster venues were selling the tickets for radiohead on a lottery, even though people camped out. now I am deadicated, but it has to be at the right spot. again I say, jesus getting radiohead tickets is a pain in the ass!

Why are you telling me? Do I look like your psychiatrist?

I don't care, I'm not your consumer advocate.

fye sucks dead donkey dick... i know because i use to run one.

That's what you get for trying for tickets for a band that's gone to shit.

Please keep the momentum going, a la, "I don't know, I'm not a etc."

Like: Thanks for sharing, but do we look like we're in group therapy?

hey, all that annoying news about Africa and the Middle East that I post here is not free, y'all have to give a little too.

I'm glad my fucking FYE went out of business. All over priced shit.