France turns me on
 

She's the first lady :D

France doesn't give a shit, either. They're not sheep in terms of foreign affairs or cultures, I like that. There's a french girl on my art course in my college and she's so fine I haven't been able to bring myself to talk to her yet.

but she's italian!

I have a thing for french chicks but I don't think french chicks have a thing for me.

Even though I do the existentialist thing like a pro, ha ha.

but she's the first lady of france!

Ditto