swordfish steak is pretty tasty
 

i bought an 18 oz swordfish steak about a week and a half ago and i only ate half of it, but i forgot to put the rest in the freezer. i found it this morning when i was trying to see what i needed at the store. i opened the package to sniff it, and it was a little riper that i'd like, but not rancid. still, i wasn't sure... and bad seafood is no fun.

so i cut off a decent sized chunk and went outside to get a second opinion. sure enough albert, the neighbor's cat, was prowling around the yard. now this is an indoor type domesticed cat; i'm pretty certain it doesn't get raw fish very often, let alone a big chunk of swordfish sashimi. so i figured, if albert wouldn't eat it, then i wouldn't eat it. and i really wanted to eat some swordfish steak, so i was trying really hard to get albert to eat the test chunk. i waved it around and he came over and looked at me but seemed more interested in the fact that i was waving my hand around than in the piece of fish. so i tossed it on the ground right in front of him. he looked at it with utter boredom, sniffed at it carefully, then wandered away. didn't even poke at it to see if it was still moving. so i picked it up again and waved it at him some more. he came over like he might smell something tasty so i dropped it in front of him again.

he totally ignored it and started purring and rubbing my leg. i crouched down to pet him and he started sniffing my sticky swordfishy fingers, but didn't lick them. clearly this cat thought the fish was no good. i was kind of pissed, cause i wanted that fish in my belly, so i sniffed my fingers to check for myself. suddenly i became strangely aroused... i could not stop sniffing my fingers, and the cat was going nuts rubbing on my leg. damn i wanted to lick that pussy.

sorry but if the pussy smells like fish it's not good to lick

i'm talking locally caught, never-frozen wild swordfish here, not farm raised tilapia that's been sitting in a commercial freezer for six weeks, then gone bad in my fridge.


mixed with the sweat on my hand, that shit smelled gooood.

come and pet the pussay! hey hey hey! hey hey hey! hey hey hey! Come and pet the pussay! hey hey hey!


Fear of a Black Hat anyone?

my dad and i both were hospitalized after receiving a brutal case of food poisoning when we both ordered sword fish at a resteraunt.

food poisoning feels so utterly terrible. I have never wante dto die more thanthe few times I have ahd honest to goodness food poisoning. bazooka diarrhea and projectile vomiting at the same time is the WORST.

i'm just saying that smoked salmon, pickled mackerel nigiri, and tuna sashimi are some of my favorite foods, and i have never encountered a rank smelling vagina that reminded me in any way of those tasty aquatic meals.

i seriously never understood the "fishy odor" thing. it smells nothing like fish. it smells like dirty vagina... excellent sashimi on the other hand is vaguely reminiscent of fresh pussy.

i am highly allergic to shellfish, cockles, mussels, clams, oysters, lobster etc etc even prawns and shrimp. they are my favourite food tho as i only developed the allergy in the last 5 years. its a horrible sickness is food poisioning....

as for swordfish, it is a gorgeous meal. try it on the barbeque... its excellent.. also shark steak is pretty fabulous too!

getting poisioned by a swordfish steak... man thats some shit resturant..... i presume you reported it and never went near the place again.. its kinda hard to fuck up swordfish steak, or any fillet of fish......

yes yes yes yes

i know...

i'm just spewing the usual horseshit

yes, sweet cunts smell a bit like fresh seafood, or viceversa. it's been proven & what not. but i don't talk medical science on the interwebs.

ok, fine...

many food mimic sexual pheromones

i'll provide some wikiquotes

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HT...ow/2006.02.12/

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/09/sc...=1&oref=slogin

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that's a gripping story.

and by gripping, I mean.....ahh fuck it.

Can't trust a house cat for a decent opinon on food, if you ask me. My old Smokey turns down cuts of the best stuff, or at least sniffs it and moves on. I think the hard cat food ruined his palate.

hahaha i saw that movie about 10 times when i used to get free pay per view back when i was 14. it was a great movie then. i'm not sure if i'll still like it now.

Actually contrary to popular belief, medically speaking,I think it's the opposite.

yeah it sucks pretty bad. but opiate withdrawl was worse.

and what happened to bacterial vaginitis?

i'm waiting for paolino to solve this question.

parts are dated, but that is expected from a movie that ridiculed every single hip hop fad until it's making. I saw it again with my girlfriend and it still made me laugh