where is tom waits?
 

it's sunday morning. why is tom waits not reading me the new york times with acoustic accompany while I eat breakfast?


damn it, i told him not to be late...:(

He lost his hat. Can't read the newspaper without his hat. BABOOM CHICKA CLANG.

I'd love to hear him ordering a pizza or something, his voice sounds amazing even if he's talking about shit.

dope!

he's on the hollywood freeway, heading north.

I think he's in the UK or Japan. Eating rice and shit.

That 405 freeway is horrendous.

tom waits waits in them bushes with rambo's gun.
- got myself hid good, you prankster!

this will explain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4hNXYdzUK8

He needs to do a purely rock album sometime

seriously.

it looks like it was made for fucking horse-drawn carriages.

Tom Waits just caused the earthquake in the midwest, I saw him slam Chuck Norris 50 feet underground. That was the quakes trigger. Chuck Norris is a punk Bitch next to the Tom.

chuck norris is a punk bitch period.

Thats what I was trying to say.

sorry for missing the date my dear...

...it seems like the back rent is in arrears!

Best post I've read today.

Anywhere.

That seriously made me chuckle.

Though I think Bob Dylan and Iggy Pop were also on hand for the beatdown.

I know, god I avoid that as much as I can.

I don't know, but I've got some hot pics of Tom Waits on my hard drive. But I'm not sharing.