Its A Dark Day For Single Men Everywhere......
 

http://movies.aol.com/news/story/_a/...05143009990001




Pleasuring yourself to this woman will never be the same again.

What a cradle robber.

No !!!!
Fucking cocksucker !!!
I feel sad now....

Ryan Reynolds is a no-talent ass-clown. Every movie he's been in sucks. Hopefully it'll go the way of his engagement to Alanis.

Eh.

what day isn't dark for single men everywhere?

...man, i've been rhetoric a lot lately.

ugh I hate that guy

There goes my chance of going straight.

I was sure this thread would be about Jenna Bush getting married...

i dont get it... i thought she was into random elevator sex with cool dudes like benicio...

why the hate? i pity the poor bastard. sure he's been slipping his sausage into her every hole already, but what do you think is going to happen after the marriage? ha! he's going to have to become a cunt guard-- what a lousy role to have in life. i predict he'll sink into bitterness and alcoholism before he ODs on pills in the apartment of some b-list ex-actress.

OOOH Burn Heat Ledger, burn.

So, one of the only women I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is attractive with one of the only men I can think of in HISTORY that nearly 100% of guys think is one of the biggest fucking idiots to ever exist?

I give up.

Lemme restate this:

He is the personification of a lawn slug's place in the food chain.

It use to be that women like assholes.

Now it appears that they like douchebags, if this lady is to be taken as a milestone.

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get over it geeks

Dude this guy is such a douchemaster

Seconded. Who cares who S Johansson marries?