Hangover Cures
 

the hair of the dog that bit me in the ass.

Robo.

sports drinks, water, exercise (however brief), packet of frozen peas on the head.

william burroughs used to swear by a morphine shot.

Nefeli is right. Just try and sleep it off if you can. Headache tablets for the skull pounding. Fruit can sometimes aggavate your stomach more. Bananas might be ok though. Egg and chips later in the day but, seriously. Get into bed, switch on the telly and amuse yourself as the words 'never again' inevitably spurt once more from your dry lips, safe in the knowledge that of COURSE it'll happen again.

i go out and let the dog walk me.

that'll cure pretty much anything.

eat fruit, preferably bananas and avoid caffeine.

there is no real way out all you can do is temporarily get out of jail, day release or something.

exept aids.

by turd do you mean "typical english food", or digested waste matter?

anyway-- make yourself a bloody mary.

some xanax and a whopper
wont fail

well yes. except aids. and hep.
notice how i said "pretty much"

when i drank heavily i used to cleanse my liver (if such a thing is possible) by drinking a shot of fresh lime juice on an empty stomach. about 20 minutes later i'd take an alka-seltzer to ward off the impending heartburn.

now that i don't drink so much, the most pleasant way to deal with a mild hangover is of course more drink, and tasty food.

but look at it this way-- your life now has a purpose! enjoy!

it'll happen again tonight by the looks of things, anyway, i can't go to bed because i'm at work

just had a walk and a banana, and i've got a cup of white tea, let's see if it helps.

Water, loads of it.

I don't believe anything really works apart from letting time go by (in bed preferably).

having a wank helps, but that's not really on the cards right now

a nice long blow job is also a good remedy. i am not offering.

Ugh, I over slept last night something like 5pm to 6am. Feel like I have a hangover with this headache.

Orange juice , it works for me , then i'm ready to drink again.