how are you sexy people doing?
 

i am dandy, and hot.

Sexy to the point of dangerous, thank you for asking oh cooly named one.

you are dandy, and hot.

I'm sweltering.

i'm fairly cool right now.

smokin'.

I'm rockin'.

STONED is on at midnight tonight on a Sundance channel (I think that's the channel). The Brian Jones story, basically. I saw it once before. Not bad, if a little cheesy in parts. But entertaining, and a must for any Stones obsessive.

that movie was absolutely terrible.

shine a light (The concert film) was pretty ok.

Sometimes I like a good terrible movie.

SO I'm thinking of buying hat. Since my hair's buzzed, I need some cover. I'm thinking of a Stetson but wondering if they're worth the cash. Thoughts anyone? What's reasonable to spend on a man's hat?

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/31153079/c/8458.html

i was in south carolina yesterday gmku. be afraid

You mean becaue you were here? Um, okay...

Now tell me wtf you think of my Stetson?

yeah get that
and a poncho and some cowboy boots

my best friend (the BRMC's sound man and don't give me shit we're not besties but i do love him dearly) dresses like a cowboy. and he's a bit old but he looks fuckin fantastic.

i'm feeling fine.

i'd fight you for it.

Okay, you've really embarrassed an old man. Hope you're happy now.

Actually I'm now perusing some Fedoras. They may be more my style.

I need something on my bald-ass head.

if its balding... shave it and tattoo miley cyrus' face on the top. badass on the next level tip right there.

The hell with the lot of you.

get yr own personality please.

Ive finished!

Oh ha ha you're going to claim that as your own or something? Did I violate a Cantankerous copyright?