Rock Myths
 

Keef's blood transfusion
Keen to clean up for a European tour, Richards reportedly replaced his poisoned old claret with an infusion of healthy blood in a Swiss clinic in September 1973. In reality, it was probably only haemodialysis, which filters impurities from the bloodstream. 'Someone asked me how I cleaned up, so I said I had my blood completely changed,' Richards said. 'I was fucking sick of answering that question, so I gave them a story.'

oh keith.

led zeppelin fucking a girl with a shark

i thought it was roadies of ed zeppelin beating her with a shark.

no no no.

see they were in a hotel in seattle. and you could fish right out the window so they apparently caught a mud shark and fucked a girl with it? not true either way.
idk go ask that lard ass peter grant. he'll make up a story to entertain you.

The shark story is funny.

Elvis and Tupac are alive.

The story varies, but the consensus seems to be that it was a red snapper and members of the band's crew tickled a girl's minge with its nose.

yeah the actuality of what happened goes something like that

which is really fkn disgusting by the way cause i hear she was a ginge.

I always like the stomach pump/gallon of sperm/rock star du jour one. Ive heard it applied to marc almond, rod stewart and marilyn manson and its always good value.

Keef snorted his fathers Ashes

a ginge minge?

thats the fucking truth and we all know it

ginge, ginger, whaterver

I just liked the sound of it

a ginge minge


ha ha!

flaming bush, we have a new term for yeeeee

TUPAC IS ALIVE!

If you rearrange the letters in the album title "Makaveli The Don Killuminati The 7Day Theory, you can make the sentence "Ok on tha 7th u think I'm dead yet I'm really alive".

the Big Bopper is also credited with rockin a song about a 16 year old girl who makes his cock "feel real loose like a long-necked goose"
and yelling "Oh baby that's what I like!"

he must have gotten so much farm fresh country pussy before kcking out the final jams with Buddy Holly and Ritchie valens


anf funnily enough, before the la bamba movie, it was ritchie valens who was the lesser known among the bopper and buddy holly.