somewhere in Texas
 

girlgun just pulled a knife on us.

I was just told I'm gay for making another thread about it.

Hey sailor.

welcome to the lone star state. Oklahoma is the baseball cap atop Texas' giant ego-swelled head.

Where is somewhere? Y'all want to visit me some time?

knife?

yes. A fucking knife. But it looks a little like a gun!

Hi kegmama!

Steve... You're in Wichita falls? Is that right? We are about 15 away from corpus. God I want out of the car. I need a smoke!

henrietta? I only know where that is in okie.

Girlgun doesnt need a reason to pull out her weapons.

girlgun i want your babies.

girlgun is all over the raveonettes. He drools at the thought of them.

so were you having a liquid lunch? and who did you threaten?

be careful, texans are trigger-happy

we are visiting a friend and showing the boy the ocean. He's sadly never seen it until today. Our room is nice. Balcony overlooking the coast (thanks, dad).

Anyway. I pulled the knife on the wife. He was driving too slow as usual. Fucker.

floatslow is soooo lucky.

a chick pulls a knife on me while I am driving and that is an automatic hour-long hard-on

Henrietta is really close to Wichita Falls, both of which are really close to Oklahoma. I guess I'm one hell of a long drive from Corpus. Maybe when you come back.

!!!

"You must spread some more tequlia and Mexican firecrackers around before laying some huevos rancheros on Rob Instigator again".

haha. he really wasn't all that excited. his pussy was probably hurting again.

steve...we go to dallas relatively frequently, especially floating. we should totally meet up sometime. we're driving back sunday... straight shot... it'll probably be around midnight when we're that far north.

the dicks are from texass thats all i know

'scuse?

what?

what dicks? like presidential dicks? or you have a problem with texas in general?