strawberry shortcake --> strawberry "ho"cake?
 

they straightened her hair, made her lose some weight, cuz she was fat you know, and put green contacts on her. she looks like Bratz doll.

bahaha

What about the obvious facelift?

Well you can only be fat for so long before you start getting depressed.

You know what? I say fuck all you haters, good for her, she's looks great.

People always trying to go against the grain. People.

i'd shoot her either way

i'd also strangle elmo

the original shortcake doesn't look all that fat. More blousey clothes than fat, anyway. But like anything, she is a cartoon that represents the aesthetics of the times. Agree or not, little girls today prefer the latter to the former.

New blog entry by John K., the creator of Ren and Stimpy:

"The Science Of Not Having Your Own Ideas"
http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/...own-ideas.html

she's hot.

even if she is just a small child, i see great potential in the future

this is why i hope to never have a kid.. or at least a girl.

i hope i do, the little fuckers will be awesome, whatever gender they are.

I don't want kids. No not for me.

Savage when did you grow a 'stache?