what do you buy for a man that has everything?
 

and i mean EVERYTHING. if he doesn't have it, but wants it... he buys it himself.

suggestions?

A sexy time?

I dunno... I'm terrible at buying people gifts.

lapdance?

no idea!

i bet he doesn't have some old sarah records 7 inches.

Dildo?

Simple.
HOVERBOARD.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/hoverboard.htm

maybe i should've specified this is for my dad. ha.

She specified this was for a MAN.

laxative!

yeah!

that way he can get rid of "everything", and the buying can start again.

something personal and inexpensive

brilliant. thanks.

oh hm.

then nothing, obviously.

oh you mean for "father's day"?

why don't you let him take you out to brunch instead.

he's evidently loaded.

pfft. as if he wants to spend time with me.

Well, I dunno what your relationship with your dad is, but I would never get my dad a sexy time.

We're getting my dad golf balls for fathers day, and maybe hot sauce.

hmm - I can't tell - is that sarcastic? Damned lack of tone on the internet.

he doesn't wanna?

they why you worry about the sukka.

go spend w/ the father of yr child instead.

send dad a telegram.

You can run 35 MPH with this exoskeleton spring-walker:

my dad's only hobbies entail things that will make him money.

manga... it was good natured sarcasm. i want to get him something personal and inexpensive, but i don't know what that'd be.

I definitely like personal presents, especially when thought has been put into it.

But I also hate the thought that somebody has agonised over a present.

This is of no use to you I'm sure.

A container to put all that shit in.