let's count
 

..1

Dweeb.

Prick.

I was hoping someone said Dork after Dweeb to go with "four." Prick sounds more like six.

1, twat, dweeb, dork, ??, pricks...

Nonce.

Ah, you all are no fun.

Two.

Nevermind once again someone beats me to it.

We're the most fun you'll ever have sonny jim.

Prove it.

i'm awesome!

Your standards of "entertaining" includes counting.

i love my mother and father and brother and cat

i want a cat.

i do too...my cat henry sadly passed away not so long ago, poor thing.

I have a cat, Romeo, but he's really tedious, he likes to screw up the wallpapers, the couch,...
He's sleeping on my lap.

Hello! I'm J.D. "Magic Fingers" and you can be assured that once the conversation turns to pussy/cats, I'm never far way.

And now, an exploitation shot of my pussy... er kitty, 'Chook'.

Oh, if we decide that counting is the 'in' thing, I got dibs on 5.

Thankyouverymuch...