Danny Himself
 

...is a night owl.

Who?

If you don't know then you don't belong here.

Pathetic owl joke.

for a long time i thought he was an american

The first time I read his posts, I thought he was a 30 years old Pavement fan.
Or a robot.

Thanks for noticing! :)

She seems like a nice girl.

Danny, you know,...

 

are those ants eating her alive?

Thank you, but that girl looks like a bit of a slag, doesn't she? And tattoos! Definitely not.

This is more like it;

Ok, well, you want a well-meaning, kindly "you rock" pic ?
Here it is, sweetheart :

Creepy, that boy looks like me!

Exactly.:D
No offense, man !!

he is, basically

He is Mark Ibold' son.

he is a sex cheetah, according to some sources.

I was born in England, my parents are both English, I'm clearly English.



I've heard those remarks being thrown around a lot lately; they're mostly unfounded. :(

but you love america.

i'm american and even i don't love america.