broken leg
 

fell down some stairs

lawls

so whats up yall?

i think drama is following you

nahnahchill

sheeet man, you haven't started your world tour and you're already down for the count?

get better, man!!

Which leg?

That's really shitty man, I haven't broken anything but one summer my brother broke his arm. It sucks cause you can't really go swimming.

yeah really please heal fast. broken bones suck.


did you cry?

nah you were probably too drunk to feel anything. it was only until after someone said "why is there bone poking through your skin?" that you had an inkling that something was amiss.

it's okay. shit happens.

I don't even like thinking about that. My dad broke his shoulder about a month ago and it was painful just watching. Sorry, man.

Hah, that made me laugh.

Well, it had already started
I was in NYC


Left leg



no, i couldn't stop laughing
we were so shitfaced
on my way to this bar in the lower east side
fell walking out of my friends apartment

it was hilarious, yet painful

Acoustic Rock, why did that make you laugh?

Because I was asking which leg it is, or because it sounds like he has no legs and I'm saying it sarcastically?

i knew it.

Just cause it doesn't really matter which leg it is. I didn't mean it in a mean way, just like...a giggle.

Only guys don't giggle...Ahem.

Guys fucking giggle, don't lie.

Anyways, I didn't think you meant it mean. It's kind of hard to? Haha.

No no, not what you asked
I was laughing when I fell cause I was so drunk

Man, and then the fucking cabbie was driving like an asshole
He was driving so fast and breaking like a douche, ended up smashing my face against the plexiglass one time beacuse of his driving and now i have a bruise

I can't make sense out of my last sentence
but hopefully it makes some sense
heavily mediacted

You knew nothing!

You caught me before me edit, that wasn't meant for you.

Sounds like you had quite the night (your last sentence made sense to me)

Oh man, it was so much fun
Too bad it had to end early

Sounds better than the party I went to on Friday. It was so boring, I stopped drinking and hung out with the DD. I was completely sober by the time we left.

hi there swa(y).

no, this girl tried to hop on my back

<3<3<3<3<3<3, this story. Get well man.