adios florida
 

the past few days have been hectic but i'm living in brooklyn now. i already found a job making pitas in manhatten and i'm hoping to get a server job also. i will write more about my drunken first few nights here but i'm off to my first day at work.

fuck florida

Yeah...FUCK FLORIDA. Fucking shit's nest that place. I wouldn't wipe my floobs on it if they paid me:mad: .

welcome to NYC. now hurry up and get out of my way.

It doesn't suck ALL that bad here.
When you factor out the bikers, rednecks, gangs, horrible drivers, and general white trash... it can almost be a nice place!

still, fuck florida!

Florida fucking rules.

geriatroland.

except for miami.

flee while you can.

i like florida... its so weird.

so many hot women.

miami! holy shit! the women!!!!!

INSANE

in every street corner, you go crazy, with all those latina mamis driving around in their convertibles.

Yeah, I just visit their twice a year, and my dick almost explodes.

i agree... south beach is just amazing... the brazilian influence is what really gets you... i had no idea it was so strong... the asses down there are just top notch.

Excellent, uhler. I'm happy for you.

It indeed must be a marvelous feeling to have America's wang dang doodle in your rearview.

umm i dont know where you go to check out the hot women but i rarely find any women that is attractive to me in florida (but i have weird types).

+1

I hate f'n touristas and junkies blocking up 8th avenue when I'm trying to walk to work.

We should have an NYC Sonic Youth board drinking night some day...ahem some night.

any night is fine with me.