Here's a shitting idea
 

How about we ..oh I forgot

Have you ever noticed that there's a type of fart that you can only do in summer?

It's very interesting.

No but I have discovereded I can burp on command and not the swallowing air method.

diaphragm control?

i lost my way in the burping arts a long time ago.

Maybe. I don't really know how I do it. I do some sort movements in my throat.

one of my great disappointments in life is that i've never been able to do those really long burps where you can talk at the same time.
there was a girl at my primary school who could recite the alphabet in a single burp

I can't do that yet but I am training to get there for five hours a day with a Japanese burping master. I'm orange belt.

used to do it, not anymore; unless i drink plenty of coca-cola.

Aerophagy ?

My brother does some good ones with an operatic twist. I'd like to hear some talking farts.

worst. thread. evar.

Hmmmm.....