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Alex's Trip 06.29.2008 01:15 AM

Cockblocked by straight dudes
 
So I went to some lame American Legion sponsored California Golden Boys State (the Golden makes me think of Golden Girls). All you need to know is that it was all boys and a week long in dorm rooms. It was boring. Full of a bunch of he-man macho jocks. Hot. But still. The one cool guy who rooms near me turns out to be gay, but I don't find this out until after the week is up and we are gone. He lives like an hour, or an hour and half away from me. He was cool, cute, into me, and because we were both afraid to be out among these homophobic fucktards we didn't get to get any closer than just friends (not even good friends). God damn it! I wanted some action. These assholes, they were scary too. All muscle, no brains. One was like a skin-head, and the other was on probation for knocking some guy out, allegedly because the guy was trying to take advantage of some girl, but he still wasn't down with the homos, and he looked like he could knock a guy out. damn damn fuck shitfuck damn

We talked on the phone though and found each other's myspaces.

Cantankerous 06.29.2008 01:36 AM

do as your signature says

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.29.2008 01:40 AM

Obviously the only logical solution.

Alex's Trip 06.29.2008 01:43 AM

I forgot about that signature. I have all the sigs turned off.

ZEROpumpkins 06.29.2008 03:08 AM

This thread title made me think of straight guys stealing the gay dude you were chatting to just to shit you off.

demonrail666 06.29.2008 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
So I went to some lame American Legion sponsored California Golden Boys State (the Golden makes me think of Golden Girls). All you need to know is that it was all boys and a week long in dorm rooms. It was boring. Full of a bunch of he-man macho jocks. Hot. But still. The one cool guy who rooms near me turns out to be gay, but I don't find this out until after the week is up and we are gone. He lives like an hour, or an hour and half away from me. He was cool, cute, into me, and because we were both afraid to be out among these homophobic fucktards we didn't get to get any closer than just friends (not even good friends). God damn it! I wanted some action. These assholes, they were scary too. All muscle, no brains. One was like a skin-head, and the other was on probation for knocking some guy out, allegedly because the guy was trying to take advantage of some girl, but he still wasn't down with the homos, and he looked like he could knock a guy out. damn damn fuck shitfuck damn

We talked on the phone though and found each other's myspaces.


That's one of the most romantic things I've read in a long time. I hope you both get together.

pbradley 06.29.2008 04:51 AM

I was cock-blocked by Jesus. Others know the story.

ZEROpumpkins 06.29.2008 04:54 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

pbradley 06.29.2008 05:04 AM

Hail Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, mother of God
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

This Is Not Here 06.29.2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
That's one of the most romantic things I've read in a long time. I hope you both get together.


That is a very sweet and romantic story Alex. It would also make a good plot for an exciting and edgy gay porn movie.

I do wonder what would have actually happen if you'd have hooked up infront of them though. Most of the homophobes/jocks/asshole men out there will happily ridicule a guy if they suspect them to be gay, but if they actually make it known they are gay, they don't know what to do, because they've rarely had any experience of gay men or women. A small quick capsule example of this is a while ago I got on a bus to go to town for a night out, I was wearing eyeliner and dressed, well... well. A group of chavs started giving me hassle, and then one of them said "whadda fuck are ya wearin' makeup for, yoo gay or somefin?" I gave him a quick short sharp "Yes" and sure as shit they looked really uneasy and didn't bother me again. So there is alot to be said for just coming out with it...

lucyrulesok 06.29.2008 12:48 PM

jocks suck.

MellySingsDoom 06.29.2008 01:20 PM

Yeah Alex, hope you manage to hook up with the other guy.

Toilet & Bowels 06.29.2008 01:26 PM

my RE teacher told us how she knew gay people who'd turned straight after praying enough. i don't know how much constitutes enough though.

lucyrulesok 06.29.2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
my RE teacher told us how she knew gay people who'd turned straight after praying enough. i don't know how much constitutes enough though.


so many RE teachers are really strongly religious and they bring it into class WAY too much. i don't understand this.

sarramkrop 06.29.2008 01:30 PM

I wish that straight dudes would stop pestering me for sex.

MellySingsDoom 06.29.2008 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lucyrulesok
so many RE teachers are really strongly religious and they bring it into class WAY too much. i don't understand this.


Either they're closet cases, or no-one of the opposite sex wants to fuck them.

sarramkrop 06.29.2008 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Preach it sister.


Yeah, I pray for them.

This Is Not Here 06.29.2008 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lucyrulesok
so many RE teachers are really strongly religious and they bring it into class WAY too much. i don't understand this.


Thats not my experience at all, though I've always has very good RE teachers. I only discovered a lady who taught me RE for two years was Catholic after the course had finished.

However, that said I did once have an RE teacher who was a holocaust denier. He was little too frontal with his views...

Toilet & Bowels 06.29.2008 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
I only discovered a lady who taught me RE for two years was Catholic after the course had finished.

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i went to catholic school so all my RE teachers were catholic

Toilet & Bowels 06.29.2008 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I wish that straight dudes would stop pestering me for sex.


why don't you just have sex with them?


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