If a vampire bites another vampire, what would happen?
 

please help.
both answering the question and teaching me some consecutio temporum, thanks.

They'd say, "hey... y'know... this doesn't feel 'right', does it? I think we need to go our own ways, branch out a little."

Nothing would happen.

A vampire biting a human turns a human into a vampire -- a vampire biting a vampire wouldn't turn a vampire into a vampire.

Also, vampires feed on human blood.. no interest in vampire blood (do vampires even bleed?).

It's more interesting to think of a vampire sucking the blood of someone with AIDS, as in the wonderful film sucker: the vampire.

some people write about erotic scenarios where vampires biting vampires is kinda like a sex act.

yeah, like that buffy episode where she discovers that angel goes to that club to get sucked (not in penis-suck mode), right?

It gets super-aids

They have sexy vampire parties




or they end up like this idiot

hahaha.

they explode.

i thought vampire blood was poison to other vampires?

Arousal?

double vampires

doy!

diarrhea, i guess.

vampires feed on blood, they don't transfuse it, they digest it.
and supposedly they're dead, so they don't have any fresh blood.


but go on with lesbian vampire pornography.

but doesn't one became a vampire if he drinks the blood of a vampire? A bit is not enough. Fluids exchange. = porn.

Yeah, according to Anne Rice, first the vampire has to suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood.

Oh man, that is the sexiest thing I have ever seen. Love those eye ball nipples ;)

EDIT: On the subject of vampires sucking each others blood:

I have also heard that to even become a vampire, a vampire has to suck your blood and then you suck theirs.

I want a pet bat.

Now that would creep people out.

The flying foxes seem cool. Like....well...a fox with wings.

A pet bat would be awesome, especially after all this rain.
It would hang out on my shoulder and attack any mosquito that dared to come near me.