you life is getting a little pants when...
 

you're all alone in a house with overdue rent and no gas.... nothing to eat for breakfast (at 1pm) but sweetcorn from the can....

get a job or what?

oh yer and a job that never has any work for you

ah, i am sorry for that. I'd help if I could.

actually this sweetcorn is pretty good

Not as good as posting on the SY Gossip site at work!

what do you do?.... the only time ive every used a computer at work was in a call centre and woah man that was a baaaaaaaaadddddd job

Life is definitely pants when the MILFS you find on pornsites are actually younger than you.

I work for a music industry organisation - very nice it is too.


That's what you get for looking at TootingHotMums.com :D

in that case maybe it time to up the stakes

these little pants, do they come above the knee?

we call those "shorts" here.

yer i know you guys are freaks

don't take that tone with me, mister.

I'm not the one posting granny porn.

make good roast dinners good give head (with their gnashers out) ... perms are good for tugging on... its a win win

what exactly is it about shorts and granny porn that makes you want to post Radiohead lyrics?

Arf arf!

i would never commit that atrocity

I get an extra 10 bucks per week on top of my 'welfare' payments for doing a thing called "Work-4-the-dole" where I spend twice a week sitting in front of a computer in a generic office and looking at these threads.... that's my sweetcorn blues lament....

And oh yeah, I was really wanting to buy into this MILF gag, so I googled "Yoda MILF" hoping for an amusing pic to post here, but I found nothing...

I did get asked if I was actually wanting to search for "Yoda MILK".....

students aren't allowed the doll in the summer which sucks balls.... mmm yoda milk refreshing it is

aren't you a little too old for dolls anyways?