Im The Back Of The Bread
 

i never eat the end pieces of bread. they taste funny.

i hate wasting food... i will eat any part of the bread

Do ppl still eat bread? That's so 1950's....

SYgossip is so 1950s

good thing my audience are invisible people
or i would be worried my humor isn't doing what i wanted it to do

where the fuck do you buy your bread? and where's the end piece of a loaf like this?

it's a trick question! there is no end!

Alien Anal - what sort of bread is in your piccy. (I likes me bread, I do).

fuck the end of the bread. the end of the bread can go to hell.

the end of the bread needs love too damnit

I absolutely love the end pieces. I often eat them first. Everything between the crust is boring.

(unless we are talking about wheat, wheat is boring by definition)

wheat bread is kind of gross





mmmmmmmm

so you racists don't eat the brown bread?... assholes.

i suppose pumpernickel is entirely out of the question then huh

I hate bread, damn it.
If something doesn't contain meat, I don't fucking bother.
If I must eat bread though, I always prefer white, since it's the most fake and "un-bread" as I can get.

German black bread is nice too.

I had some fine San Francisco sourdough not long ago. The crust alone, fucking christ. Amazing.

That and french bread and like are the kinds of crust to savor.

haha bread