I'm Going to Have A Headache Tomorrow!!!
 

I am here drunk, ugh. Kill me now. My friends are having sex near me. I can't sleep.

Well at least you are coherent.

I see no typos. You aren't drunk enough.

wow.
sex in a room with a drunken guy surfing the web?
kinky.

You should take part in this intercourse.

Synthy would join in, but the hotness that would ensue would cause LA to spontaneously implode.

oh. sorry about that, i know how it is. i have a hard time sleeping if i've been drinking.

sack the laptop.
Do yr friend's friend!

http://blogs.discovery.com/strike_sl...uake-in-l.html

You hit the nail right on the head, Melly !!!

^^^You see, Synthy just had to get stuck in after all :D

No, I was and still am on my phone. The internet for this is slow.

Synthy's total hotness causes earthquakes by itself - TrueMellyFax

There was 5.0 earthquake here yesterday morning. Now I know who to blame.

Glad to be home.

I let your mom get to me.

OOOHHHH BUUURRRRNNNN

kinda.

So tell me, what year of middle school did you drop out of?

Lame.


Hangovers are for winos.

i did a review after drinking something like 4 johnny walker and 5 baileys mixed with johnny walker at 4 in the morning and it turned out ok.

of course, no one was having sex near me but my right hand was...

^^^"Be a master - stay plastered"
"Be a loser - stay out of the boozer"

Nefeli - morning! Was it a Corsano solo gog?

i got drunk friday night at the bday party i djed. my ex was also there so that triggered a lot of emotions and i cried for 2 hours straight over her at my friend's house. i got one hour sleep and had the wrost headache in the morning at work. actually, i was still drunk for my first shift and hungover during my second shift.