Your Last Supper
 

Apparantly Burger King has overtaken MacDonalds as the top 'last supper' choice for those on America's death row.

What would you have on the menu for your last supper?

I'd have a big juicy steak with mashed taters, a pizza, some mac and cheese, a spicy tendercrisp from burger king, and last but definitely not least I'd have some creme brulee.

om fucking nom

falafel, hummus and olives.

with me as mr. tarantula

Three Cauldron veggie sausages (grilled), two poached eggs, chips (AKA fries, for the benefits of the non-brits), grilled mushrooms, baked beans, grilled tomato, two slices of white toast (buttered), and a vast mug of decent tea, please.

yeah, i'd like some chips and tea with my meal too.

The mixture of tea and chips must be enough to make someone vomit to death in itself.

double cheesenbaconnburger from bucket-o-bile would be my choice for sure

Probably one of those ridiculous multi-pheasant things where they stuff big birds with increasingly smaller ones. Port and fine, stinking cheeses as well please.

Italian-style tomato soup with cheese and pepper, a plateful of "bryndzove halusky" (dumplings with Liptauer cheese, our national food, i love it to death, literally), tiramisu cake and a glass of Macallan 30-year old single malt.

I'd choose liver, because I can't eat it, thus making me think what an awful world I live in, fortunately only for a little while longer.

Oh fuck, I forgot Chinese food.
Yeah, I'd definitely have to add a greasy Chinese food buffet to my list.

But half an hour after eating it you'd be hungry again.

inorite?
At least I'll be saving room for all the filling shit on my list.

A big chcolate cake filled with a sucide dose of fast-acting laxatives. I'm going out with a BANG!

pizza with red bell pepper. some biscuits and gravy on the side (not cookies, weirdo english people), and a big bottle of whiskey.

that will kill you from an inability to shit if you just wait a few hours.

Oh yes. Biscuits and gravy was my favorite food until I found out I'm allergic to gravy, so that would be fucking perfect.

A peyote omlette washed down with a bottle of Don Julio Real Anejo.

that's what the whiskey is for ;)

ps... i don't shit. i'm a girl with a magic asshole.