The Darkness Is Spreading
 

The End Is Near. I Will Fuck You In Your Sleep. For I Am Villain Bird!

No Matter How Wise, I Shall Turn Advice Dog And Wisdom Cat To The Dark Side!

Who Will Join Me There Is No Escape!

This is becoming tedious.

You are becoming Tedious!

The board will not allow me to show my face...hmmm

ALL in good time I suppose!

Dear Villian Bird

Do Villian Birds taste good when slow roasted with winter vegetables?

Yours a bit hungry now

MellySingsDoom

who the fuck are YOU, man?

Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? *passes glass over*

Tell me why my picture deletes it'self and I will show my face!

I taste good! Very good! Just ask your lover! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch me if you can!

Your face is tedious.

This is severely ruining my grand enterance! I may have to just KILL advice dog and wisdom cat if I do not get to reveal myself in proper, theatrical TIMING!


FUCK!

 

naw, this villain bird bloke

i would care for a glass of wine though. actually make that six glasses.

dear villain bird


why do you suck ass at MS paint?


regards
c

EW NO YOU LIKE THE TING TINGS?! And here I was about confess my undying love for you. :(

SQUAK SQWUAK! TWEET TWEET! FUCKING CHIRP CHIRP LIKE A JERK!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


BAHHHHWWWWRRRHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*poop*


....damnit...I hate it when I shit myself...

I Had To Use My Fucking Wings!

I Don"t Have Hands Or Paws!

Dear villain bird:
What's it like having to live amongst your own feces?
Much love,
terriblecanyons

Why don't you ask Advice Dog how is SHIT TASTES! or why Wisdom Cat Sleeps in his! HA!

I WILL SHIT ON YOU NEXT TIME I FLY BY! IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!


ON YR FACE!!!!!




BAWWWWWWWWWWWK HAHA!

Too bad I never leave the house, or open any doors. Looks like you're gonna have to pick the lock with your teeth then figure out how to get the door open...