Ideas for films
 

In no more than ten words, come up with an idea for a film.

Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.



oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless.

TEH WIN


oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress.

the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa!

anyway-- little children & in the bedroom are great movies by todd field. don't know what he did before but i don't care. beautiful movies, both of them.

tom perrotta, who wrote the novel, also wrote "election" (you know that one w/ a child white girl w/ the chin as the annoying snot and ferris bueller as the teacher who hates her).

oh man i must have alzeheimer's. i can't remember a thing today.

Two goth girls -- one cup.

PHAIL!

woman fucks dogs, saves world.

asqueroso!

woman saves world, fucks dog.


(plan for release: 3 weeks prior to everyn-e's)

Desperate gangsters take diners hostage; drifter dies for waitress.


(desperados, in a sense)

...came up with the idea after seeing Killing Zoe (1994) (not a particularly good film) and infusing a little Morrison, I suppose, and then one day I happen to catch The Petrified Forest (1936) on cable (it's a good one) and realize it's remarkably similar to my idea.

dog saves world, fucks women.

rated t (for teens)

another:

(slight overspillage here)

Confused and slightly unstable man's furniture and appliances are disappearing while he's at work, but it's later revealed that it's actually the handiwork of a hobo up in the attic. The title: The Man Upstairs

the idea involves a few other characters too...

There's a 1958 movie called The Man Upstairs I've never seen (I saw a few minutes of it once) and there's a 1992 TV movie with Katherine Hepburn and Ryan O'Neal also.

dude, the movie is pointless. it does nothing, it's characters gain nothing, they stay as stupid and self involved and ignorant of how they damage their children. it is a movie about reprehensible people behaving in reprehensible ways. it is filmed beautifully, and the pacing is good, but it truly is pointless man.

I give it a 2.5 out of 5 stars

and don;t give me no bullshit about mid-life crises . NONSENSE I SAY!

all the main characters in tis movie were below the age of 35. any idiot who begins a mid life crisis at 35 is just having a CRISIS.

Dogs fuck Rob, world dies.

if by "dogs" you mean these ladies?

rob gives birth to puppy.
(starring danny devito)

A film about the rise and fall of the Cotton Club.

Or perhaps Ellington's time there.

The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)