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the following is a short transcript of a voicemail that was left on a coworker's phone. he's been gone for several months; but yesterday somebody decided to listen to his messages.

Quote:

man: don't do no drugs in front of me.

lady: I ain't doin' no drugs.

man: look me in the eye and say that.

lady: I ain't doin' 'em. I'm just keepin' it real.

man: .....mumble mumble.

lady: I'm jonesin' cold as a motherfucker though. where's the rubbin' akahol. my neck hurts like a motherfucker.

man: who you talkin' to?

lady: nobody, I'm on hold. I'm patient though. I can wait forever.

[blah blah blah blah blah]

I HAVE to figure out a way to record this....it's almost as good as the old man who left a voicemail telling us that we were a bunch of sick degenerates for playing a commercial on TV about menstration.

good times.

That is fucking amazing - yes, you must get that down on tape

If you are able to get to his messages and your company phone setup allows this (ours does, I don't know if all do), forward the message to yourself. Then you have all the time in the world to figure out how to record it.

^^^ yeah, I can do that, but I'm just going to download an audio-recorder for my iphone tonite.

it's too good not to upload in the interweb.

Sounds like a good intro for a random punk song :)

Release it on vinyl.