I had sex for four hours.
 

Whilst smoking pot. Enjoyable.

Yet another classic thread on SYG.

Truely the upper crust of society, we are.

cool! smoking pot is soooo...erm...... last night!

Erm yeah, that's nice...

Hayden - How does one smoke a doobie AND suck a cock at the same time?
*gets out jotter pad and pen, gets ready to take notes*

In your dreams ?

 

 

Hope you enjoyed it.

It's not really sex though if your gay surely.

I'm pretty sure you could fashion something with a rubber band.

*writes down ZeroPumpkin's idea for next time of cigs 'n' cock fun*

Will bring a new meaning to the term "Blue Balls"

hahahaha

Lately, I've been tying the old lady up. Never done that before really, quite nice.

By old lady, do you mean your wang or your woman?
Because old lady is the worst penis name ever.

My ball and chain.

Uh. The girlfriend.

Damn you people and your having sex ways!

Last night it seemed like once again my female friends tried to set me up with yet another friend of a friend.

Sometimes it makes me feel like a stud horse or something.

Be glad for that. If you were fucking annoying, no one would be trying to hook you up with somebody.

n00b