A Really Serious Important Question
 

K, so, I'm playing pokemon leaf green. What should I name my rival?




The character limit is 7, so... if it could be under that, that'd be awesome.

edward

"my cunt"

I like Pokemon Pearl. SO much fun. All of the games. Great.

My cunt - that's a good one.

Edward would work if he was a chick. I need something slightly offensive, that will make my chuckle every time I see "___ wants to battle!"

I used to name my rival things like "You", so it would say "You wants to battle!". The bad grammar would make me laugh.

"rival"
you could never go wrong with the name which describes it best.
like "cat" for a cat and "dog" for a bird.

"You wants to battle!" I lol'd.

Pokemon might not be as funny for the rival, since I think the main guy doesn't talk, does he?

If you named your own character 'my cunt', it would be hilarious.

"Hah! My cunt! You didn't think you would get this far did you?"

"Oh, my cunt! I'm glad you got here in time!"

hahahaha

I think I'm gonna go with "my cunt" for my rival.

"My cunt sends out insertpokemonnamehere!"

There was a game (Legend of Legaia) where at the very end of the game, the rival says, "[character name]! No, [character name], no no no!" And someone suggested they name the character "no no no" just for that scene.

"No no no! No, no no no, no no no!"

We didn't try it, but the idea was funny.

Really, sex organs are the only way to go when naming pokemon characters, and even sometimes nicknaming pokemon themselves.

"My cunt sends out its penis!"

Hahaha

mike hunt.

So far this is working out really well.

Hah nice.

hahaha. good choice.

I'd usually go with "I suck"

Adds lulz.

yes