I am only casually accepting of parents who DONT smoke pot..
 

take that haterz!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/3...1c9eb1.jpg?v=0

which drugz are religious? i forget

i and i wanna smoke crack

not very religious.

the religious drugs are

Tobacco

Cannabis

Opium

Psilocibin Mushrooms

all the Daturas [jimsom weed, salvia, hell's bells, angel's trumpets]

and who could forget DMT?

peyote rules in moderation

you forgot wine, you anti-jesus

tobacco?

who decided that, Philip Morris?

the folks who originally discovered it.




and whatever you, do not fuck with these..





or these

"
The simplest way to express what Christ asks us to believe about the Real Presence is that the Eucharist is really He. The Real Presence is the real Jesus. We are to believe that the Eucharist began in the womb of the Virgin Mary; that the flesh which the Son of God received from His Mother at the Incarnation is the same flesh into which He changed bread at the Last Supper; that the blood He received from His Mother is the same blood into which He changed wine at the Last Supper. Had she not given Him His flesh and blood there could not be a Eucharist. We are to believe that the Eucharist is Jesus Christ - simply, without qualification. It is God become man in the fullness of His divine nature, in the fullness of His human nature, in the fullness of His body and soul, in the fullness of everything that makes Jesus Jesus. He is in the Eucharist with His human mind and will united with the Divinity, with His hands and feet, His face and features, with His eyes and lips and ears and nostrils, with His affections and emotions and, with emphasis, with His living, pulsating, physical Sacred Heart. That is what our Catholic Faith demands of us that we believe. If we believe this, we are Catholic. If we do not, we are not, no matter what people may think we are."

i didnt read that.

im out of the office now.

have a fun weekend!

my mom actually TOLD ME to do peyote should i ever come across any. she didn't say "do it or i'll fucking kill you, you little fucking bitch" but she suggested that i might enjoy it.

she also told me to pose for playboy.

way to go, mom.

my mom's dumb too.

pretty, but dumb.

:)

lol, i would not be purchasing that issue of playboy. and what are those plants that we shouldn't touch? they look pretty cool. :)

you, sir, are either a liar or a gaytardedfuckmuppet™.

nope. me loves wet dripping pussy. i just don't think cantankerous is attractive is all. but that cat picture IS fucking hilarious!

Doing drugs while watching your kids is pretty fucking stupid. Having a religious experience while watching your kids is also pretty fucking stupid. If your children aren't worthy of your full attention, don't reproduce.

Datura stramonium is native to either India or Central America. It was used as a mystical sacrament in both possible places of origin. Aboriginal Americans in the United States have used this plant in sacred ceremonies. In some tribes datura was involved in the ceremonies of manhood. The sadhus of Hinduism also used datura as a spiritual tool, smoking it with cannabis in their traditional chillums. It was also widely used by the Magyar (Hungarian) spiritual leaders (the Táltos) since ancient times. There is a Hungarian phrase "Nem veszem be ezt a maszlagot" (I will not eat Datura stramonium), meaning "you cannot fool me".
In the United States it is called jimson weed, gypsum weed, angel trumpet, hells bells or more rarely Jamestown weed; it got this name from the town of Jamestown, Virginia, where British soldiers were secretly or accidentally drugged with it, while attempting to suppress Bacon's Rebellion. They spent several days chasing feathers, making monkey faces, generally appearing to have gone insane, and indeed failed at their mission:

Some of the soldiers sent thither to quell the rebellion of Bacon (1676); and some of them ate plentifully of it, the effect of which was a very pleasant comedy, for they turned natural fools upon it for several days: one would blow up a feather in the air; another would dart straws at it with much fury; and another, stark naked, was sitting up in a corner like a monkey, grinning and making mows [grimaces] at them; a fourth would fondly kiss and paw his companions, and sneer in their faces with a countenance more antic than any in a Dutch droll.

In this frantic condition they were confined, lest they should, in their folly, destroy themselves- though it was observed that all their actions were full of innocence and good nature. Indeed, they were not very cleanly; for they would have wallowed in their own excrements, if they had not been prevented. A thousand such simple tricks they played, and after 11 days returned themselves again, not remembering anything that had passed. – Robert Beverly, The History and Present State of Virginia, 1705

by Erowid

As a general rule, Erowid neither recommends nor discourages the use of any psychoactive, however, in the case of tropane alkaloid-containing Solanaceae plants, we think it is important to note that an overwhelming majority of those who describe to us their use of Datura (and to a lesser extent, Belladonna, Brugmansia and Brunfelsia) find their experiences extremely mentally and physically unpleasant and not infrequently physically dangerous.

There is no way to guess a reasonable dose, because potency of the plant material itself and appropriate dose for an individual appear to vary so much. The question of what "reasonable" means for something that so often leads to such ridiculously negative effects is hard to say.

As an admixture plant in some traditional ayahuasca brews, smoking blends, or other preparations, parts of these plants are generally used in very low doses. Because of the serious adverse consequences associated with tropane alkaloids (scopolamine, atropine, hyoscyamine) intoxication and the wide variation in doses used, we are unwilling to even speculate about specific dosages for the leaves, flowers, and seeds of these plants.

If you are considering ingesting Datura-group plants, please read extensively from the collected experience reports and never take them without a reliable, sober sitter who understands the likely health issues and who can stop you from walking in front of traffic. Please note that fatalities from ingesting Datura do occur and hospitalizations seem to be quite common, in spite of the relatively low rates of psychoactive use of these plants."

repped for exactness.

Datura is thouroughly unenjoyable.

The more I hear about the Cantankerous Clan, the more in genuine awe I am of them..."pose for Playboy"? Now that's responsible parentin'! ;)

my grandma grows them in the garden too, and they are often get stolen. dumbasses I dont think they know how to dose them properly