scary stories
 

So your with your honey and your making out wen the phone rigns. you anser it and the vioce is "what are you doing wit my daughter?" you tell your girl n she says "my dad is dead".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE? :eek:

some stupid fucker who cant dial the right number because his fingers are too fat!

its kinda related to the ghost thread, in a more trashy way

it was me.

sorry, just a little prank.

ho ho ha ha he he!

Yeah I was gonna say mother too.

:mad: :mad: :mad: stop calling me mother!!!

mom?

do you hear her too?
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not only hearing, the scary thing is the tasting...

^^^ I like you more everyday.

and by that, I mean, with ketchup.

huh

should I be a little bit afraid now? try the mayonaisse, Ive heard it should go well with shabby stuff

a nigger is walking towards you

Stolen from 4chan:

And then you notice that the phone is not connected to the wall!

And then you turn and your girl's face is missing!

And then you look down and your feet are made of ice!

And then you sneeze chocolate!

Ahhh!!

Make sure your with a cop.

my favourite part is "sneeze chocolate" and the missing face of course

Looks like his spelling has improved slightly since then.

BUT NOT DWAYNE

where is not dwayne?
maybe hes working