a tiger cub is probably the only pet i would ever pay for
 

awwww

such an adorable little future maneater

Just get a cat. They are like tiger cubs that stay cubs.

not the same

we paid handsomely for our cat.

then again, he's a handsome cat.

tiger cubs become tigers one day.

tigers can bite your head off. cats can't. (not as quickly as a tiger can)

i get off on imminent danger lurking in my house

actually, title should read, a tiger cub is the only pet i'd pay more than $3 for...

because one of my fish cost like $2.49 i think

A house is no place for a tiger - let it run free and maul everyone in the neighbourhood.

too bad i'm not for sale

it would be like in the pink panther
you'd just be opening up yr fridge lookin for the salad dressing and SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

maybe you're the grown-up calvin

Re: Melly__i would, i would bring it in at night

see that would be fun. lol at you comparing yrself to Cato

Ha ha ha!

"Not now, Cantankers."
*THWACK!*

the only "grown-up" parts of me are in my pants and on my face

everytime i see a tiger's feet, i'm impressed by how big the paws are. compare it to your cat's!

anyway, maybe you should get a tiger. just to scare unwanted visitors away.

yes, it has many uses... i could let it sit in the closet, and then whenever girls that i want closer come over, i can let it out...

you know what kind of pet i want to add to my petting zoo

what the smell is that?

^^^It looks like a baby hedgehog - what is that exactly, Cantankers?

those are so cute. there was one around my former house, it would come every evening during the summer and we'd give it some cat food.

they look funny when walking.