Be a real man!
 

Yeah! Football, rugby, cars, all that lot. Why not take this opportunity to show how manly you are, men?

For instance, today I took my glasses off and went 'crikey, that lady's got a most becoming visage'. And then I wittered on for twenty minutes about a fucking tire or something.

I talked cigars with an attorney, an we both pause when the new attorney walked by, cuz she is like va va voom, 40 year old hot to trot power player curvalicious.

my turds have mustaches.

Ahhh man, my friend told me a really funny man activity last night. What the hell was it???

Oh right, cutting your nails.

I gave him a really hard time about it.

I'm scratching my big hairy balls right now. Then I'm gonna eat a biscuit and I won't even wash my hands before I do.

BURP

I fuck like a MANNNNNNNNNN.

Well, more like a dirty boy.

Anyone see the match last night?

Real men post pictures of hot girls! Without penises! Fuck yeah!!

Oh, the ref was a right plonker, wasn't he?

I want to take up boxing. Really, really bad. My only hesitation before was the possibility of ending up with a crooked nose, but fuck it. I'm doing it.

The ref was a right poofter.

Smiffy played a blinder though.

The girls' thread is longer. Competition, men!

What a girly thing to say ;) A real man would break his own nose.

I'm SO manly that I only talk to, interact and have sex with OTHER men.

Women are for puffs.

Go figure!

How many things can you find to say about lip gloss?

Psh. The only reason I care is because a broken nose hinders sexual conquest.

I break my fingers for fun.

Cauliflower ear is worse.

Also, back to your own thread, Jandek.

Yeah but if you box enough to get that, you're badass enough to make up for it. A broken nose could happen in your first fight.