has anyone ever managed to remove the chocolatey sides of an oreo cookie...
 

america.FUCK YA!!

representin'.

That's photoshopped. The shadows on the craters are all wrong.

I have, and I'm not even American.

Huge waste of tax dollars putting this guy on the Moon.



I think it's time to defect.

I think you might need to shut the fuck up.
this is america, bitches. we can put cats on the moon if we want to.

Nothing gets past you!

Sorry, just thought it was funny.

that's a gawddamn lie. them are real.

Only in America could we possibly deep-frying oreos is an acceptable dessert/snack. God bless. (Try removing the chocolaty sides off of those)

We even deep-fry ice cream.

To be fair, I have been able to get this dessert in other countries, Bulgaria specifically. It was at a Chinese restaurant there but still, it's eastern Europe.

As a side note, a Chinese waitress speaking Bulgarian with her mandarin accent was one of the most confusing things ever.

ahhh all this americanised crap.
keep it real and eat custard creams.