If you were a governor...
 

...on, say, Phatt Island..well, hopefully a better looking governor (Elaine?), but...

so, which LAWS would you like to promulgate?
I'd make women wore skirts more often.

i'd govern the shit out of everyone's asses

Uhh... I'd do something important and make healthcare free for everyone.

So I don't have to pay that hundred-something bill on my fucking foot...

cmooooooooooon!

I'm talking about simple/silly stuff, not serious matters! (poor foot, btw).

I would immediately adopt registered patnerships, so that me and al shabbray could marry.

(and buttsecks)

ehm, who's the passive one?

This thread is a failure, sorry. How do I delete it? can't be done?

nefeli you did not meet the stasis demon, eh........

I'd declare war on Malta and nuke the shit out of them. Then work my way up to bigger countries until I reach total world domination.

except for Petrzalka, right, pokke? that would remain a natural reservation.

Everybody has to dress like its the 30s.

Everybody would have to tell everybody at least once a day to "have a bless't day."

I'd order everyone to bring me Pringles, Czech beer and fine whiskey.
The entire population would be forced to learn to play Ramones Guitar riffs.
The official language would be Awesome.

I might use all the concrete that's in Petrzalka to make a nuclear bomb shelter. Or maybe I could make one in the Tatras and still bomb Petrza... I'll get back on that when it's time to invade Slovakia, ok?

All right, keep me updated. I'll provide you with all the secret insider information necessary and than will chicken out before it's too late.

I could make you Reichskommissar of Slovakia in exchange for that info... think about it.

are you trying to tell us something :confused::eek::confused:?

I'd close some roads and make rivers.

And voluntary modern dance classes for the queens.

Nefeli - how can a nation expect to go to war without even a basic knowledge of Johnny Ramone riffs? Right now, the Greek Airforce are doing starjumps to "Rocket To Russia".

"deal done, dude!"

I would change my last name to "Schmovernor," and anybody who said "Governor Schmovernor" would be executed on the spot for treason.

I would make noise compulsory in schools since the age of 4

i would make shows like american idol illegal