Glut of the quantifiers.
 

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i dont even know where to begin.

I went with 'a fuckoff load'.

Although I generally try to refrain from using foul language, I do find it amusing to merge the words 'fuck' and 'off' to describe large things (' it's a big fuckoff monster of a song', for example). So it's that. Well done you.

A buttload.

Did you notice the way I referenced your text and the band to which your name refers? I was most pleased with that.

I tried to stop myself, but I can't.

The misplaced quote in the last poll option - it had to be addressed.

Is it 'bazillions,' or 'bizillions?'

I'm rather fond of 'plethora.'

Yes, and I used the phrase 'big fuckoff monster of a song' to credit the reference. We're on splendid in-joke form tonight. Well done us. The good times are officially rolling. Rep time.

Ah. See, I was obviously doing something so very, very sophisticate there that even you, oh lady of the paedants, failed to notice. So sly my subtle subversions!

Ah... the majestically manifold machinations are like a myriad of merriments.

Twice! Truly, tantalising textual tapestry trips tumultuosly towards the screen.

We'll just leave you two alone then, shall we?

Do I detect a note of jealousy there? You know I'm all about your ass girl (or some such vulgar colloqualism that 'the youth' say).

You know you can hit that shit anytime, Boo (educational corrections to my slang usage are welcome).

Actually, I just want to see if you can entice Hip Priest into being smutty.

Gosh. :o

Are you suggesting I bum you? How delightful. Sodomy is always such a boon.

As far as I was aware, "hit that shit" incorporates any and all manners of sexual intercourse, by their loosest definitions. But if that is your activity of choice, I shall happily oblige.

"Nothing like a backdoor pounding to put dem bitches in their place."

Anything yet, Hip Priest? Anything at all?

With this avatar? It would be a sin.

children, children... please stop before you hear the splat of my ejaculate as it hits the computer screen... i am not responsible for ruined blue dresses, sticky moustaches, or whatever might be on the way :D

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edit: i decided to blank this out as it was meant as a discouragment , not a participation (i was trying to be over the top as a warning rather of grotesque things). now, however. that... shit happene... i don't find this necessary anymore...