Us elections
 

poll

in before Us Erections copycat thread.

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poll is on the way..

I'm sure glad my edits don't post like that.

btw, I see neither a poll or the Us Erections thread, so here goes:

most likely to be voted for: Obama
most likely to suffer anal violation: Palin
most likely needs an exorcism: MickKain
most likely needs to STFU: Billary

there is no poll option suitable to my opinion

said opinion being:


fuck em all

you slut! ALL??

all of them. simultaneously.

political gang bang y'all!

I'd fuck them all. With a hammer over the head. I'm all about the Peter Sutcliffe, me.

you know if you just touch mccain your skin loses all moisture, right?

If you even look at McCain, you turn into a right-wing commie-bashing fag-hating zombie.

yeah, but you're gonna need buckets. BUCKETS.

in fact you're gonna need to be marinated in it in advance

^^^You heteros and your water-based lubes. It's all about the homo slobber-axle-grease. Stays good for hours, and no need to top up every 2 seconds.

alright, i'm gonna fucking puke now...

note to self: get something greasy to use on Palin.

doesnt that eat the condom?


anyway, melly, heteros generally don't need lube cos women churn this sweet sweet axle grease that tastes yummy.

I cant see it going any other way than Obama's. Surely the public wouldnt be so stupid as to elect McCain?

I think you underestimate the public's stupidity.